life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
"I’m GOING to wear shorts and I KNOW people aren’t going to like my legs but I don’t give ONE fuck" The epic
So! I went to sleep at 1am and here I am, wide awake at 8am
I’m very okay with this
Okay I’m going to sleep for REAL now